October 12, 2019
Quirky Couples Halloween Costumes on Amazon
Burgundy Bug and her father as the headless horseman and a gargoyleSource: Happy Halloween 2019 | Penelope Peru Photography
We’ve all seen your plugs and outlets, your peanut butters and jellies, your Jack Skellingtons and Sallies, your Marios and Luigis, your Fred and Wilma Flintstones – but, how often do you see a deer and headlights, or a Bob Ross and Canvas?
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The omnipotent internet giant Amazon is brimming with everything you need to rock this Halloween with your partner in crime. Of course, they offer the classics, like Gomez and Morticia Addams, but there are many sellers who provide costumes that are nothing like your mom or dad’s vampire-getup from the ’80’s.
“Dress up as everyone’s favorite art instructor, Bob Ross! With his soft voice & happy little trees, he brought lots of joy to painting! Now you can bring lots of joy to your next party with this couple’s costume! Includes wig, paint palette, paintbrush and canvas with painting.”Source: Rasta Imposta Bob Ross Kit & Painted Canvas Couples Costume | Rasta Imposta
Whether this costume was a mistake or a happy accident, you and your partner will be the most colorful couple at the party in your Bob Ross and Canvas costumes.
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio, our trick-or-treaters turn their lonely eyes to you-ou-ou!
“This Sonny and Cher Costume Set will have you dressing up as this iconic hippie musical couple from the 1970s! This pop star duo is best known for their smash hit ‘I got you babe’ making this the perfect couples music costume! Sonny Costume includes vest, shirt, and pants. Cher costume features pants, top, and choker.”Source: FutureMemories Sonny and Cher Couples Costume Set | FutureMemories
Nothin’ says, “I got you, babe,” like dressing up as Sonny and Cher together.
If anyone asks why you and your partner decided to dress up as Derek Zoolander and Hansel McDonald this year, just blame it on the crazy pills.
“It’s not delivery, it’s just you! Tell your friends you’ll bring the pizza and disappoint them showing up in a Supreme Pizza costume. This Boo! Inc. costume is the cheesiest, crispiest slice of golden brown pizza out there, featuring pepperoni and red onion as well as jalapeño and Sriracha sauce for that extra kick of flavor.”Source: Pizza Slice and Beer Bottle Couple’s Halloween Costume | Unknown
Eh, a sip and a slice should suffice on Halloween night.
Oreo cookie Halloween costume for couples on AmazonSource: Rasta Imposta – Oreo Couples Adult Costume | Rasta Imposta
It’s easy to be milk’s favorite cookie when you’re already everybody’s favorite couple.
Geek out as you freak out over your favorite horror films this Halloween.
Fruit salad, yummy-yummy! Why not make trick-or-treating a double or triple date by dressing up with your friends as ingredients to a fruit salad?
“Get a closer look with this great couples costume. The headlights really work so your deer won’t give you that confused look when you walk by him!”Source: Rasta Imposta – Deer In Headlights Couple Costume | Rasta Imposta
This costume speaks for itself.
Soap and loofah Halloween costumes on AmazonSource: Soap Loofah Bubbles Adult Costume Set | Costume Agent
Rocking a soap and loofah costume lets everyone know you’re in a, “you scrub my back, I scrub yours,” relationship.
“This set includes a toothbrush costume and a toothpaste costume. Costume sets are unisex and one size fits most adults and teens.”Source: Tigerdoe Toothbrush and Toothpaste Costume | Tigerdoe
A few years back, a dental hygienist told me she was going to a Halloween party as “Greek yogurt.” Her costume consisted of a bedsheet fashioned into a toga with the word “YOGURT” written on it in permanent marker.
I would’ve been much more impressed if she told me she were going as a toothbrush or a tube of toothpaste.
A roll of toilet paper and poop Halloween costumes on AmazonSource: Rasta Imposta Poop and Toilet Paper 2 Piece Couples Costume Mens Womens Adult | Rasta Imposta
I guess you can’t “step in it” if you are, well, “it…” Still, make sure you watch where you step as you’re carousing the town on Halloween night!
“These two costumes together form a certain well-known gesture that should be very popular at parties and at halloween. Includes 2 costumes in bag – one pointer costume and one ok costume. One size fits most up to 6′ /200lbs.”Source: Adult OK Pointer Costume | Fun World
Whatcha pointing at – oh, OK.
“Look out, here comes a very special delivery! The Milk Man and 40s Mom Couples Costume will have you and your partner dressed in classic 40s gear, with a sweet surprise to show off. The Milk Man costume features a white milk man’s hat, a black bow tie, a milk bottle prop, and a name tag to let everyone know who you are. A black, polka-dotted apron reads “Home Sweet Home” across the abdomen to show off her growing bum!”Source: Seeing Red Milk Man and 40s Mom Couples Costumes | Seeing Red
Ain’t no shame in showin’ up with the milk man.
Thanks to Amazon, Halloween is no longer hindered by last-minute trips to every single big box store in a 20 mile radius in search of a costume. Now, you can kick back and find the perfect getup with the luxury of free two-day shipping for Amazon Prime members.
However, finding a Halloween costume that truly captures the aura of your relationship remains tricky, even in 2019. Which really represent you? The milk man and and housewife, or the toilet paper and poo?
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